Your cat is the best cat.
And your cat is the best cat.
Everybody's cat is the best cat.
Because - honestly - which cat isn't the best cat?
@vicgrinberg Normally, we could think that only one of a category can be the best at it, but that's cats for you.

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According to my cat, this is true.

@vicgrinberg i've got 5, they're all the best!
@vicgrinberg Nope. Sorry, only I have the best cat. Just ask my cat.
@vicgrinberg @lisamelton I know about one or two who can’t be bothered to use a litter box…

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As with music - I have loved cats all my life. For 40 years, my children have called me El Gato.

But every miezi, like every girl I've loved, has been different. It is, as you rhetorically ask - which cat isn't the best cat.

It's impossible.

The problem with miezis, we outlive them and this is sad. But there's no shortage of kittens, is there?

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My ferret is the best ferret! Etc.
@vicgrinberg so the ordering on the set of cat is the identity. Makes sense 🤔
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It's a however-many-cats-there-are-in-the-world -way tie!
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When I had one cat I always told him he was the best cat in the *whole* house.
Nowadays it's:
You're the best ginger cat in the whole house
You're the best black cat in the whole house
You're the best tabby cat in the whole house
I reckon it's the tone of voice that sells it :)