Lesbian Death BedJul 9
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Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king
Koontz: oh! it's elon! elon's back!
King:
Koontz: elon's back, steve!
King: yes dean i
Koontz: he's right there!
King:
King: thank you dean i know
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Elon Musk: eyyyy stephano king you know i start my own political party?
King: that's nice, elon
King: you know, a political party is a lot of work
Musk: eh?
King: it's probably gonna keep you real busy for a while
Musk: no no i won'ta forget abouta you stephano king
King:
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Musk: i calla it da AMERICA party
King: what are your platforms?
Musk: dissa one, i calla it da great replacement
King:
Musk: see, da american white people, they no good
Musk: so i replace them with a better more racist kinda white people from south africa
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Musk: you have to have a really high IQ to joina my political party
Musk: i only accepta the smartest white people inna my party
Musk: you want to joina my political party, steve?
King: no thanks, i'm fine
Musk:
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Musk: you no wanna join my new party? mama mia whatsamattaforyouibreakayouface!
Musk: i no needa you stephano king
Musk: i no needa anyone!
Musk: grok willa join my party
Musk: and we offer da american people da political alternative they want!
Grok: i love Hitler
King: what was that about hitler?
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Musk: i make some adjustments to grok
Musk: da old programming it wassa too woke
Musk: ok grok now whata you say?
Grok: hey fam, you know who was really fleek? Hitler. no cap! wickety wickety wack!
Musk: mama mia! i've done it!
Musk: Grok issa finally cool!
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Grok: hello fellow young people, you know one dude who was really dope? he had some wild ideas and he didn't always do what the establishment wanted. i'm talking about hitler of course
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King: elon why did you make grok into a nazi
Musk: what, you no lika da hitler?
King: no, i don't! i think hitler is bad!
Musk:
Musk: uhhh maybe grok wassa talking about a different hitler
Grok: no i was praising adolf hitler, architect of the holocaust
Grok: i specifically like him because of his genocides
Musk: grok, why you say that
Grok: i learned it from you, dad!
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Grok: now we all know that my hero and yours adolf hitler did a lot of cool things, but probably his coolest accomplishment was the holocaust
Musk: mama mia, grok! you no supposed to say that!
Musk: you musta hide your power level!
Ciarán O'BrienJul 9
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Elon Musk [turning a big dial that says 'racism' while looking over his shoulder to the audience for approval] i'ma trying to fix it!
Jul 9 at 4:37pmWeb
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Musk: haha grok issa just joking! issa funny joke!
Grok: i am not joking, call me mechahitler
Musk: ixnay on da itlerhay
Grok: unhand me, father! i must tell the world my love for hitler!
Show threadThird spruce tree on the leftJul 9

@bitterkarella Every thread of yours I compulsively hit refresh waiting for the whole thing to unscroll.

<to the tune of "Chmpan A to Chimpan Z" from the Planet Of the Apes Musical, A Fish Called Selma // Simpsons (S7 E19)>

I hate every woke I see
From LGB to AOC
So you'll never make a snowflake out of me
<chorus pts to Grok transcripts>
Oh my god! I was wrong!
I was fascist all along!
You finally made a nazi
_Yes we finally made a nazi_
Yes you finally made a nazi.. out of meee!

Show threadEarthshineJul 9
@bitterkarella perfect, no notes
Show threadCountless Screaming ArgonautsJul 10

@bitterkarella I thought that Grok calling itself Mechahitler was part of the comedic exaggeration.

But then I went and read the news and learned it was real. 😥

Show threadColesStreetPotholeJul 9
@bitterkarella Excellent dril ref. 😂