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Cocodapuf Jul 8, 2025

My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?

https://lemmy.world/post/32632018

My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living? - Lemmy.World

Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I’d hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what’s another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken? Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

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Idontevenknowanymore Jul 8, 2025

I don’t wanna sound old here, but I finally watched that thing a couple days ago and boy did I feel my age there. Clearly I’ve lived long enough that a whole movie failed to connect with me on any level. I mean it has Jack Black in it and I adore him. I guess what I’m saying is I have no idea how to fix your kid because they’re a different people now.

However , the classic old group defense against young slang is taking it up and enthusiastically using it wrong. So enjoy your hot poultry song.

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Cocodapuf

I don’t wanna sound old here…

I got bad news for you, that’s basically all we’re doing right now.