Personally I think it would be hilarious if MTG and friends call for a 9/11-style "Congressional Commission on Epstein Truth." Publish the big fat report and everything. Let's go all in, if we're doing this. Will keep them busy and from doing other real damage. πŸ˜‚
Really, it's genius: spark a huge divide between Executive and Legislative Branch. Lead conspiracy theorists way out into speculative terrain. Force a deadline of October 2026 for max lulz and idiocy. Everybody is tainted and harmed in time for midterms. Love it. 😍
Les Wexner is still alive... drag him before Congress and have MTG, Jim Jordan, Lauren Boebert, and Anna Paulina Luna pepper him with insane questions under oath. We are πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ and this is what we deserve! MAKE THE PANTY MAGNATE TESTIFY!
@davetroy
And have it have a bug in the pagination so that page 198 follows page 157. And have a blank page at the end of one of the chapters that says: "This page deliberately left blank."