An ancient Nokia device was found in an archaeological dig with 17% power.
@sjvn Someone found the actual Rosetta Stone?

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Rosetta Phone. I hope they recorded any voicemail that would play back, even if it was just "I'm calling about your chariot's extended warranty."

@crazyeddie @sjvn

...or text messages in cuneiform from or complaining about Ea Nasir.