LiteralGrillJul 1
It's Disability Pride Month. You have to eat my pussy. It's the law. It's under the ADA, look it up! 
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It’s Disability Pride Month, which means I’m allowed to demand:

  • Respect
  • Accessibility
  • Someone to rail me
  • $5000
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Yes I’m disabled.
Yes I need assistance.
Specifically with being pinned down to the bed and f- 
Show threadLiteralGrillJul 3
Science experiment complete: You do get weird looks when you tell someone, "fold me in half just like you would my wheelchair." 
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So if anyone wants to make out while I explain my medical history just lmk. All I ask is that you bring snacks.
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Did you know that ADA actually stands for Always Down for Anything?

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They said I’d never walk again…

But why would I care? I prefer being ridden~ 

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Did you know if you're a lower limb amputee who only wears one shoe, you can sue Wizards of the Coast over this card for violating the ADA?

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Jul 8 at 2:38pmWeb
Show threadMichael McCune3d ago
@literalgrill in fairness, it doesn't say they have to be a left and right shoe. although, you would have to bring an extra shoe. XD
Show threadcharly3d ago

@elmiko @literalgrill

and it doesn't say they have to be worn.
So being a collector comes in handy here, I bet.