@dmaonR More like “have lost every imperative item at least once and have developed an ironclad system of never letting that happen again.” So yeah, maybe paranoid. If I put something down where it doesn’t belong, it’s gone forever. So every time I enter a hotel room, I pick a spot and make that The Place Where My Stuff Goes. Jen knows to put her stuff anywhere but The Place Where My Stuff Goes. It is sacrosanct.