CocodapufJul 8, 2025

My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?

https://lemmy.world/post/32632018

My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living? - Lemmy.World

Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I’d hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what’s another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken? Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

Show threadspittingimageJul 8, 2025
You deafen yourself with a sharp pencil. Only way.
Show threadAce! _SL/S

Oh my gosh, your comment made me sick.

I mean really who in their right mind would even consider that? Personally I can’t even imagine just wasting that perfectly good pencil. Please be a responsible adult and use a fork instead (in case you can’t fit the fork into your ear canal you might wanna widen it with a spoon first. Btw. spoons are the goto in case your ability to see is bothering you too)

Jul 8, 2025 at 12:58amWeb
Show threadspittingimageJul 8, 2025
Who’s wasting it? Just wipe it off with a paper towel and you can use it on your crossword!
Show threadAce! _SL/SJul 8, 2025

Why would you waste perfectly fine food by wiping it off with a towel? Kids in africa can surely still eat that!

Also just in case your crossword puzzle starts talking to you: no it didn’t (they’re not actually sentient, but can still feel pain of course)