The problem with being a huge nerd who grew up in the '80s and '90s, but who has since become an adult is being torn between the two perfect aesthetic forms of home computer existence - maximalism or minimalism.
@nazokiyoubinbou @stroughtonsmith @vampiress Those are either DTL-T10000 (DevKit) or DTL-T15000 (Performance analyzer).
They've got a development version of PS2 in them plus a sidecar Linux box for managing it.