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#Monsterdon 🧵 for Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)
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#Monsterdon 🧵 for Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)
…Futurama?? In Futura, no less.
Okay, I knew about Frankenstein and the Space Monster, but I didn't know Nosferatu was in this too
…And the Kentucky Fried Chicken guy???
"Why were you selected for this mission?"
"IDK they asked ChatGPT or something"
Wow, they're combining the risk of a crewed mission with the shortcomings of a robotic mission.
On one hand, I do see the upside of "if it goes horribly wrong, no one actually died" but on the other, , ,
Okay, I know "newsreel/stock footage with a backing track" is a cheap and lazy way to do a montage, but I don't actually mind it
head greebles
I'm gonna post this separately later for visibility, but since we're on the topic—imagine a parody of "Science Fiction Double Feature" about all the various Monsterdon movies.
So you're telling me Mars quite literally needs women
"Poorly programmed and malfunctioning astronaut robot crash-lands in Puerto Rico and assumes he's on Mars" could be a wacky and probably only slightly racist comedy in the right hands
I know the tone is rather different but this song is giving me Peter & Gordon "World Without Love" vibes https://youtu.be/Tdx6lLvvRyg
"El telephone-o!"
Any excuse to post Davila 666's cover of "Hanging on the Telephone": https://youtu.be/cuy0ZLanLao?t=28 🇵🇷
Ron Howard voice That's the name of the show!
okay so no one actually said it but we all know it
I want to believe that every name in these credits is that job's version of "Alan Smithee" because who would want their name on this thing
Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @miru for the stream, @Cherizilla for bingo, and all of you funny people for making this even somewhat bearable!
FIN
I like this idea- my contributions for evaluation:
verse: 🎶 we never did say nope, to classic Toho*Scope"
Chorus: 🎶 Sunday night (mon-ster-don) monster Movie
something something going the hardest for United Artists
and a MoosCow method list of even less developed ideas:
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Must have: Octaman, Dental Dam Lady from the previous Mars Movie, sheep thing from GodMonster
Should have: MimeCop, banjoManDog, corn rigs
Could have: Giant spider made out of VW bug, Shelley Winters' sombrero, barley rigs
Won't have: Star Creatures, Grizzly (I KID!)