iOS 26 beta broke the only thing that Siri has ever been reliably good for.

“Set a timer for X minutes” now results in this, rather than a timer being set.

Uh oh, I am anticipating this gaining traction and I don't want to spend the next 24 hours responding to people about iOS timers and/or Siri. Gonna mute this. No shade to anyone who replies (unless you were being an asshole, then, you know, *all* of the shade)!

Please feel free to talk to me about, like, your cool website or the art you make or your dog something in a different thread.

@keenan you really fucked up this time.
@crashthearcade Mike, I dunno how any of this works I’m just tootin’ with reckless abandon.
@keenan I think I speak for everyone when I say we wouldn’t want it any other way.
@crashthearcade that’s very kind. Feel free to throw anyone talking about Siri in that thread into a volcano!