I pointed a VM of the old Google Search Appliance at one of my retrocomputing project websites, and... remember when Google search results looked like this?
@kabootie I wish jodorowsky was just a sidenote

@efi Oof, I had picked that name because it was an easy single-result search term, but I just googled him and... omg. No no no no no. I'll just go ahead and edit that right out. Cheers to Mastodon for allowing post editing.

Thank you for saying something.

@kabootie ha! sorry, didn't mean to make you change it, but yeah, he's a piece of shit lol
you may remember him from: "to cure your introversion, just go run naked on the streets while screaming how much you hate your parents"

@kabootie @miakizz yea, and when they were renowned for being the website that didn't put a lot of bullshit in your face when you were going to search for something

the great wheel continues to turn…

@kabootie oh hey I used to administrate/configure a physical one of those uncooperative little shits!
@kabootie the golden age. When search was actually good
@kabootie i maybe old but i am not that old 🤔
@kabootie don’t make me feel things! :p
@kabootie You mean when we searched for something and it actually returned results and wasn't made up stuff? Yeah, i do remember.
@kabootie As far as I'm concerened it started to go wrong when Google started to suggest that you'd meant to search for something else.
Google is American. It doesn't understand knowing more languages or living abroad, and it has become much more persistent in its suggestions.
@kabootie gee i bet a person could make a lot of money putting some ads up there at the top… 🦆 🦆