Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm nonbinary.

Yeah, but what were you born as?
A baby.

No, I mean what is your sex?
Awesome.

FFS! Do you have a penis or a vagina??
I've had my share of both.

OMFG!! WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS??
A frankly disturbing number of lockpicks.

@alice I used to be married to someone who would ask those questions about our kidsโ€™ friends.

She didnโ€™t understand that it was none of her business and highly inappropriate for a ~50yo to be asking that of ~15yos.

I love that scene in Nimona: โ€œBut Iโ€™m not a girl. Iโ€™m a shark. Chomp, chomp, chomp.โ€

@holsta @alice

Nimona. So good.

@pseudonym @holsta @alice itโ€™s one of my kidโ€™s comfort movies and i love that so much
@jepyang @pseudonym @holsta one of my favorite movies ๐Ÿ’–

@alice @pseudonym @holsta same โœจ

it can be a little emotionally exhausting when the kiddo wants to watch it multiple
times in a short period but itโ€™s worth it