Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm nonbinary.

Yeah, but what were you born as?
A baby.

No, I mean what is your sex?
Awesome.

FFS! Do you have a penis or a vagina??
I've had my share of both.

OMFG!! WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS??
A frankly disturbing number of lockpicks.

@alice I used to be married to someone who would ask those questions about our kids’ friends.

She didn’t understand that it was none of her business and highly inappropriate for a ~50yo to be asking that of ~15yos.

I love that scene in Nimona: “But I’m not a girl. I’m a shark. Chomp, chomp, chomp.”

@holsta @alice I ended up being the parent who gave rides to all the queer high school kids because I could remember their new names and pronouns and didn’t care what their story was. I just wanted them to get where they were going safely.