πŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)5d ago

Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm nonbinary.

Yeah, but what were you born as?
A baby.

No, I mean what is your sex?
Awesome.

FFS! Do you have a penis or a vagina??
I've had my share of both.

OMFG!! WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS??
A frankly disturbing number of lockpicks.

Show thread4censord 5d ago
@alice
Show threadgettie  πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ 5d ago
@4censord @alice
that reminds me of that thing i wrote in the past:

Are you a boy or a girl?
i'm a cat  

But what's in your pants?
a gun! 
Show threadFloppa
@gettie @4censord @alice nyarrr, I'm a cat too, and I have a gun in my pants, plus some fags, nyar nyar nyar!
Jul 2 at 11:57amWeb
Show threadgettie  πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ 5d ago
@Floppa i know you probably meant "cigs", but avoid using the f-word whenever possible. thanks.  
@4censord @alice
Show threadFloppa5d ago
@gettie @4censord @alice nyarrr, that's Pinko's fault, he's got me using his anglo boomer vocab. Sorry, Gettie, of course I meant cigs. And I've got booze too! Nyarr nyar nyar
Show threadgettie  πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ 5d ago
@Floppa no worries, i'm just letting you know to avoid further confusion, or any other issues 
Show threadΔρ. ΦΡλέκι5d ago
@Floppa
-Are you a boy or a girl?
-I am a a feathered nightmare @gettie @alice @4censord
Show threadgettie  πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ 5d ago
@Feleki lovely description  
@Floppa @alice @4censord