……mewmew…..
@netkitty Yip! (North American Fennec, Southwestern dialect for, "Hi, how are you? Would you like a headpat?"
@LilFluff mew! (internet kitten dialect for “pls headpat!”) 
@netkitty yip! *Reaches out and gently pats the kitten between the ears*
@LilFluff mrrew  *headbumps you*