Joe Groff

## Apple's sneaky retention tactic

### It involves the use of an obscure, Californian programming language

Jun 30 at 3:06pmWeb
Show threadJoe GroffJun 30
from now on i will exclusively refer to programming languages as "[Company]'s sneaky retention tactic"
Show threadBen RosengartJun 30
@joe we're doing great things with Mozilla's sneaky retention tactic over in ASE Traffic Engineering
Show thread🌈 Andrew ☄️Jun 30
@joe [employee retain]
Show threadBen RosengartJun 30
@joe I made the same connection but I'm a little nervous about speaking about it in public.
Show threadJames WidmanJun 30

@joe ...with backward-compatibility to an even more obscure Connecticut programming language, as well as a pair of notorious languages from North New Jersey.

(South Jersey folks would like to be left out of this.)