I feel like I'm getting less patient with sales people that knock on my door. I still tell them “capitalism is on fire and I await it's ashes” but I don't have the same cheerful cadence about it anymore
@geekysteven I can’t imagine salespeople just showing up at my house unannounced. It’s bad enough I get cold calls on my phone (which I generally don’t answer).

I guess that's one good thing about living in the Deep South. Door to door sales is extremely risky. So it isn't done.

Missionary work, on the other hand ...

@geekysteven The thing I can't understand is--does ANYBODY hire some rando that just shows up at their door to do work on their house? You'd have to be CRAZY.
@geekysteven I always mean to tell them, "I'm sorry you're doing this shit job and I know there's something better in your future," but the words die on my lips in the face of their youthful energy and impossible cheer.
@geekysteven Inget very annoyed and yell with 90+dB.and if they don't leave, then there is my collection of very annoying chiptunes I can blast at their face.