Finally found a comeback to 'stay fresh cheese bags'.
Wow, this toot proper blew up! We introduced Toby to the Stay Cool Fruit Mat just now and he seems to like it 😃
@alicemcalicepants
Said while shooting double finger guns.
Delphine, a work in progress (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Savor the day, tea bags.

Queer Party!
@alicemcalicepants yeah but was this endorsed by Chef Excellent?

@alicemcalicepants

I was always partial to

"Dress Up Pizza Slice"

@Mendie_Taoma for when you need to remind someone you're going somewhere formal 😁
@alicemcalicepants thanks fruit mat. You’re the best
captain acab :antifa: (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image If you're looking for alternatives to "you guys" or "ladies and gentlemen" etc look no further

ohai.social
@alicemcalicepants but is it a quality product
@error420 Toby didn't stick with it for long, but he's a cat, so that doesn't say much 😅
@alicemcalicepants this is significantly funnier than it has any right to be. Well played
@alicemcalicepants
*points to you* Stay cool, Fruit Mat!