I see them posting room temperature IQ takes pretty often. Knowing nothing about them, I’ve gradually written a backstory, one comment at a time.

ShartDickPrime had a promising future at an Argentinian model glue factory, but early on developed a problem huffing his own product. Years of brain damage gradually transformed him into a slobbering wreck, able to do little more than regurgitate conservative talking points. This led first to his termination, then abandonment by his wife and child. Even his cat won’t speak with him.

ShartDick, now homeless, spends his days abducting housepets for ransom, eating those not recovered. Come nightfall, he slinks back to the dumpster behind his former employer and violently vacuums down the fumes contained therein. Chromed to the gills, he’ll spend his evening posting pro-Milei propaganda. Not only is he not compensated for his ardent, mindless online Milei support, his administration isn’t even aware he exists.