You’re all VERY welcome  

[Edit: Good grief, users of Mastodon. This is clearly a shitpost. It is clearly not a real card. It is clearly not a chicken. If you are getting riled up by this and/or feel the need to inform me of its inaccuracies in a condescending tone, then I’m going to have to kindly ask you to log off, embrace some nature, and maybe look up at the stars for a bit, ye?]