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He leadeth his flock beside the still waters of alternative facts, and guideth them in the paths of greatness for his name’s sake.
Yea, though he walk through the valley of fake news, he feareth no truth, for arrogance art with him; his ego and his pride, they comfort him.
Surely covfefe shall follow him all the days of his life, and he shall dwell in the House of Greatness forever and ever. Amen.