Every time I meet an Anarchist, they really just want small local government.

Every time I meet a Satanist, they are really actually agnostic or atheists, with a wicked sense of humor.

Every time I meet a Nihilist, I'm really worried about their long term depression.

Every time I meet a MAGA, they're a Nazi.

Hello, and welcome to my most unpopular post!

Please file all grievances below, and someone from the Joke Police will be with you to take your statement shortly.

Please keep your threads about "What ____ really is" consolidated and tidy.

@RickiTarr
Why is it whenever I hear of the Joke Police showing up and knocking on someone's door it always seems to be one of my Beige Party sisters, brothers or theys?

<Casually drops molotov cocktail at the tire of the Joke Police cruiser while walking by.>

ACAB

@WrenArcher @RickiTarr Surely you put a whoopee cushion under each tyre of their car.
@RickiTarr Just in case you need this image to keep up with replies.
@williampietri @RickiTarr Thank you for the laugh-out-loud image!🤣

@williampietri @RickiTarr

Actually, fact-checking jokes is not a major cause of dying alone

[Runs away]

@williampietri ws;nAlt (would share; no ALTtxt)
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@bewitchedmind
It's the cover of a penguin book titled "your joke is factually incorrect - a guide to dying alone". The cover is green and features "travel and leisure" category markings

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but, I want to know . . .

"What 'love' really is"

– Foreigner (still)

@cgsines @RickiTarr Love is love, dontcha know. Simples. 🤣
@cgsines
Love is when you haven't scored in a tennis game
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@cgsines @RickiTarr What's love got to do with it?

-Tina Turner

@RickiTarr I don't want any kind of government, at least not in the sense most people think of government. I want the people to come together and govern themselves, I want them to talk about what is to be done, and who wants to do what and when and with whom. I want nobody to wield any power over anybody else. I want nobody to give any orders, I want nobody to obey.
@LordCaramac @RickiTarr You want democratic socialism. Good luck with that in a world controlled by rich fascists.
@LordCaramac @RickiTarr I live in a very small town and we vote on every line item in the budget at a town meeting.
Your idea is lovely but from my observation not workable. Someone really has to take charge or we’d spend our lives arguing about whether to buy a second hand fire truck or rebuild the engine on an old one.
Seriously, people will argue about anything and without someone saying let’s move along nothing would get done.

@LordCaramac Okay, so what you want is government of the people, by the people, and for the people. Well, guess what? That's what democracy is. It takes many forms, but that's what you're describing.

Any kind of society MUST have some kind of government, and democracy is one of many choices. Otherwise, you don't have a society, but Lord of the Flies waiting to happen, and FSM help you when it does.

What you're asking for is impossible, though. Any group has to have rules, and enforcement.

@wesdym You just need to make the local groups small enough, and the rules start making and enforcing themselves by consensus.
@LordCaramac @wesdym have you ever worked on a group project?
You’re either the one turning into a screaming maniac because you’re carrying people who aren’t doing their share or you’re not doing your share.

@CatDragon This is correct on the facts, but they may not know how narrowly.

It's reckoned by scientists that stable human groups can function reliably on consensus (barring special problems such as especially difficult people) up to around 150 people. (Known a Dunbar's Number, or informally as 'the Monkeysphere.) This is believed to be the average neurological limit of individual other persons most people can personally 'know' in a meaningful sense.

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@CatDragon 2/ This is believed to be the typical upper size of very early human groups, and we see similar consistent maxima in other simians.

Beyond this size, abstractions such as government are necessary to maintain group cohesion and function.

Philosophies such as pure communism have been shown to work at that small scale, but are not sustainable above it, being too vulnerable to corruption without universal personal relationships.

Libertarianism has not been proven to work at ANY size.

@LordCaramac
True, though it requires AWFULLY small groups. Right now, that's believed to top out at around 150 people, and there are some demonstrated examples of that.

Above that, some systems such as true communism seem to always falls to corruption. Meanwhile, libertarianism has not been shown to be stable at ANY scale above about 3 people. (Small music bands are one of the few examples, and even that's a bit of a crapshoot.)

@wesdym You can build larger societies by connecting the groups to build a larger network. Building consensus along larger networks take a lot of time though, so you'd expect people to spend much more time discussing collective projects than actually working on them, which means that such a society doesn't get very much work done and progresses very slowly.

Which is exactly what we need because by spending so much time at work, being awfully productive and building a rapidly progressing civilisation, we have brought the entire bloody biosphere to the brink of collapse. If we humans survive the #SixthExtinction we have triggered through the unintended side effects of our industrial economy, there won't be very many of us left, and the Industrial Age will simply be over, never to return.

Tribal societies work that way, connecting the individual hamlets and villages into a larger tribe through coming together to talk. And it needs shared rituals, of course, and a lot of singing and dancing and playing music and wearing fancy clothes. Anyway, we need to build new cultures that can survive the chaos of the coming tens of thousands of years, because it will take at least that long for this biosphere to be able to carry complex civilisations again, provided we manage to not only stop accelerating this ongoing mass extinction event immediately but also help the Earth heal by aiding local ecosystems. Which usually doesn't mean planting lots of trees in a short time, but it means to live on and with the land, to see where the local ecosystem wants to go and give it just a little aid. When you see a rare wild plant in some place, see if you can remove plants with which it doesn't get along and plant some that it likes. Some plants work together, others kill each other, and gardening doesn't mean ripping out everything wild and replace it with carefully manicured exotic plants from the other side of the world or weird mutant versions of local ones with giant blossoms in all kinds of weird colours, always killing everything that might eat those plants. Gardening means looking at everything that grows and all the ants and moles and toads and grubs and beetles, and doing what you can to help all those species thrive, to help the entire network of living things grow while at the same time gently pushing it towards an aesthetically pleasing look and feel, and of course you need a lot of herbs and fruit and vegetables in there as well since you are part of the ecosystem and you need to eat.

Our modern civilisation is ending. There isn't anything anybody can do about that. All we can do is decide in which direction we want to go from where we are. We missed our window for becoming sustainable, but that doesn't mean we need to stop trying--the more solar panels people install, the slower and more gentle the decline will be, with small decentralised local power grids taking over when the larger infrastructure becomes dysfunctional. The more bicycles people have, the more mobile they will be when car culture crumbles. Small to medium sized workshops can keep repairing and producing things when the large factory has closed down forever and the trucks don't come anymore.

Unfortunately for a big science fiction fan like me, we will never become space travellers. My favourite hypothesis is that the Big Filter, the reason why we haven't found any evidence for any interstellar civilisations, is that they don't exist because industrial civilisations collapse before even getting close to cracking the hard problems of trying to live outside their home planet's biosphere. And that is because their own biosphere will be so badly damaged by the unintended side effects of their technologies that their civilisation will come to an end before reaching the stars. Our future is not Star Trek, it is Always Coming Home by Ursula K LeGuin, I'm afraid.

@wesdym
@LordCaramac
The problem with "leftist" ideal societies is that they requires non greedy people.

The problem with "right" ideal societies is that they require non greedy rich people.

@LordCaramac @wesdym and what happens then when the small groups start attacking each other?

@arildsen Oh, that's easy. Just look at the last ten thousand years of human history.

The reality is, if you want large (> 150 ppl) groups of humans to function cohesively and in any organized, productive way, you need them to share a formal abstraction of some kind. Usually, this means some form of government, but not just ANY form. It must a form which is resistant to corruption which can too easily exploit that same abstraction. (That is the fatal weakness of communism.)

@wesdym “Oh, that's easy. Just look at the last ten thousand years of human history.” - Exactly!
@arildsen @wesdym That means things went the wrong way a long time before that. Which is why those groups must never be isolated from one another but part of a network.
It's ok @RickiTarr we all like to pretend we're smarter than everyone else, Dunning-Kruger anyone!. I thought the post was good enough for me to take my usual swipes at the moral monstrosity that is christianity...🤣😂🤣😂
@RickiTarr Wait, that's supposed to be unpopular?

Sorry, I'm sort of Perpetually Amused; I don't know this stuff

@RickiTarr Governing by "good of the community" only works when all members of the community agree with what is "good."

In the US, there are far too many whose major motivation is hate. They are willing to accept injury to themselves, if it means more injury to the hated group. They like the feeling of watching others suffer because it makes them feel superior. This attitude is shared by those across the wealth spectrum, from filthy rich to extreme poverty. These are the sick people currently in power.

I will leave the discussion of how to resolve this problem to others.

<returns to sharpening pitchfork>

Hedonists be like:
I'm saying this as an ethical hedonist lol
@RickiTarr An unethical hedonist sounds like it might be more fun. 🤣
@bobjmsn Only for the hedonist lol
@RickiTarr Of course! Viva hedonism!
@bobjmsn @RickiTarr compromise: simulated unethical hedonist
@RickiTarr hungry people be like:

@RickiTarr Nihilists can find joy in big sandwich.
Hedonists can find joy in big sandwich.
Anarchists can find joy in big sandwich.
Satanists can find joy in big sandwich.

Big sandwich unites us all.

@RolloTreadway @RickiTarr
Does Pizza count as Sandwich if I fold it in the middle? 🤔
@RickiTarr
The sandwich of hedonism speaks truths. Become the sandwich.
@RickiTarr Every time I meet a Pacifist, they want to kill Donald Trump.
@khleedril Bahaha, no, no, we say things like, I hope he gets what he puts into the world, because that's clearly what he wants.
@khleedril @RickiTarr The definition of a pacifist!
@RickiTarr Anarchy is basically bringing the Fediverse into the real world so you can defederate from the conservatives in the next catchment.
@RickiTarr Nice TED talk that’s really a PowerPoint 😹
@RickiTarr Actually, nice Powerpoint that’s really a TED talk!!!
@RickiTarr All I'm sayin' is, strange women lyin' in bogs throwin' swords at people is no basis for a system of government.
@flashesofpanic But is it worse than what we are doing now lol

@RickiTarr

The sad and scary thing is that #MAGA scum think being a Nazi is a good thing.

"Every time I meet a MAGA, they're a Nazi."

@Greengordon @RickiTarr New century, same fascists.

@Greengordon

Thing is, even if I try to see both sides of the argument, I just can't do it. I can't see how an outlook of insularity and intolerance makes life better for anyone, even Maga themselves. I can't see how destroying scientific research, attacking what little social healthcare the States had, trashing the environment and redistributing wealth to billionaires is good for the rank and file. All I see are bogus solutions to made-up problems, causing damage to the US and the rest of the world.

#Maga is a cult.

@RickiTarr

@RickiTarr as an anarchist... honestly kinda? Communities governing themselves is technically small local governments 😛
@RickiTarr (not trying to be joke police-y, I'm agreeing with you and liked your post)
@RickiTarr Holy fuck, same!! I've been describing myself as "anarchist" lately, but am active with small nonprofits who want social change. But yeah, Nazis are Nazis. They just use different terminology from time to time. Before the original party existed, many members were part of the Thule Society, a white supremacist secret society.
@CatsWhoCode @RickiTarr "Same Shit. Different Hat." poster with pictures of a KKK hood, a confederate soldier cap, a Nazi officer hat, and a MAGA baseball cap.

@RickiTarr

As an anarcho-communist, I still dream of a day /wo government or laws, when the land and seas are for everyone, including the other species who live there, and we self-organize on a voluntary basis, with organizations that are created and dismantled all according to what we want. When I find people trying to emulate that dream I want to join them.

But only for a bit, because truth is, I want to be a scientist, and novel scientific research is not exactly a priority in those places