*looks around to see if he's been followed*
*quietly knocks on a supply closet door*
*enters*
Okay, what was it this tim–
– wait. You're not my akkommunist contact –
*is quickly and unceremoniously chloroformed*
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[begin transmission to WISE]
Agent Twilight here. Have successfully infiltrated the site disguised as a low-level attendee. Intelligence gathering may proceed as planned.
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Before I begin my report, I will once again repeat my strenous objection to combining a top-secret mission to a demilitarized zone with "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day". I have told Anya that we're simply attending some kind of literary festival. She naturally took this excuse at face value, although for some reason she looked extremely smug when I informed her of the trip.
For reference, here's a picture of her enjoying breakfast that I accidentally took while performing reconnaissance.
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The streets here may be quiet, but the wider geopolitical situation is fraught. We must work towards peace as hard as we can.
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Spies must be able to improvise and work with the tools at hand. This includes handling wardrobe malfunctions as well as other unforeseen events.
(To nip all rumours in the bud: no, Anya did not "lose an arm", and besides we found some tape to fix it.)
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Still gathering intel. Lots of information to process, but it is clear that we should keep an eye on the academics gathered here.
...wait, that sounded ominous. Handler, I assume you know what I mean.
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Space exploration. Genetic engineering and repression of reproduction. Special zones and the undermining of democracy. Complex topics that we spies (and others) must analyze closely. Ignorance is a weakness.
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Intel gathering continues via covert meetings with WISE informants. Anya was acting restless, so I placated her with ice cream. I will attach the check to my expenses report.
(Handler: this is what you get for turning all of my family time into work/vice versa.)
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Assessment: Person in the black bowler seems highly suspicious and is probably trying to pass off contraband goods. Might be blackmailed into working for us, but probably unreliable and of low value as an asset. Recommendation: no need for continued surveillance. https://finndom.space/@archipelacon/114762050041166651
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As a part of blending into the crowd, went to see a rock. Now at a party of some kind. Anya is very excited about the dancing.
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Returned to temporary base with intel. Anya is "so sleepy".
Preliminary assessment: mission successful. Will give full report at headquarters.
Twilight out.
[transmission ends]
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*closet door creaks open*
*a shaky hand reaches out to pick up a dropped smartphone*
*furtive scrolling*
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"Of low value as an asset"?!
That peijooni didn't even bother to come see my presentation...
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Eero Suoranta / 艾若思