Élo'now take a look at this one, he's CanMaxxing that plastic cup like hell, he's unstoppable, and he's HAPPY about it, the lil fucker
we are leaving the gangster era for the METAL era, that one has a particular swag that makes him +2 on STRENGTH while he headbangs to METAL
same as above, here we can see some birbs making a very violent MOSH PIT (no it's not violent), these are big birb walking around a tree, they are probably reincarnated witches performing some kind of satanic rituals, take care
that birbs LIVES the rock'n'roll, he has a whole band playing *only* for his METAL voice, very enjoyeable
oh i might've to put a content warning on one of them, will do at the end. ALL these birbs are WITHOUT content warnings : enjoy them.
roll on mfers 🤟 this bloody helluva big motorcycle is sooo big look at him 😎 the guy can make DRUMS and MOTORCYCLES at the same time, what a life (trying my best at mimiking the redneck)
i present to you John McBirb, the drummer of the grindcore band (totally not racist) DrummyPostApoBirb, perfectly timing its hits on his instrument
you'll be jealous of this one : the guy's got a BIG BORB as a pet, walking calmly his pet in the city. can't be more SWAGGY
preserving my cockatiel-tier films, because it's golden. we'll keep on with the vibes of swag/metal 😎 we be beautiful here
another one of those MOSH PIT performed by A BIRB !!! this time he's turning around some girl pouring water into a cup. HE'S HAPPY !!! WHADYA MEAN YOU'LL HAVE WATER ??? AWESOME !!!
this one's particularly dark, watch how the BIRB talks to the CAT, he's surely trying to make him get into the DARK SIDE
now you've probably heard of religion, with the shittons of david & goliath, let me present to you BIRB VS. COW, watch the braveness of this birb FIGHTING 50 to 60 FERAL COWS (they all end up not fighting, it's a scene)
the evil birb has a twin mind you, this one's onto something bad but not as BAD AS THE EVIL BIRB !!!
we're leaving the metal and (not at all) violent world of the birb for the most anarchist birb you've ever seen : 1) he does not respect safety distances 2) he behaves like a hooman. we have been defeated as hooman.
why fly when you can take the tram, mind you ???
as you watch a careful subterfuge made by a hooman to fool the great birb, you can realise that in its vain attempt at messing up with the birb HE.HAS.GOT.EVERYTHING.IN.CONTROL and, pitiful of you, can only rejoice that the GREAT BIRB chooses to be happy instead of angry
now I'm beginning to be tired, I have Birb'd all the way, here is some *pure happiness* of a birb that just goes "weeee" and is happy. Watch The Pure Happiness, my fellow hooman.
shall I just dare to say, for conclusion about this Holy© thread of birbs, that inter-species solidarity is what will liberate the struggle against the Evil Hooman, and that Dog-Birb solidarity is necessary, from an antipatriarcal point & intersectional point of view (still i'm white so fuck me), here is : la luchas por los medios de comida !!!