On the one hand, I understand the inherent limitations of pseudonymous social media and why a corporation and even end users might benefit from authoritative user identification.

On the other hand, oh hell no.

Exactly. Reddit isn’t my fucking bank. They don’t need to know who I am.

Whatcha mean, they obviously need to count the wrinkles on your dirty balloon knot.

Saved them the trouble.

Wow who’s your butthole guy?

Wtf is this sorcery your post says “1.” but when I reply its “37.”

huh… maybe because of the period and no space? Markdown thinks it’s a list item?

Let’s see.