QuinJun 26
My older sibling: *opens their car window to give a homeless guy a dollar*.
My mom: "He's probably just going to use it to buy drugs."
My sibling: "I mean, I was just going to use it to buy drugs too. I get cash out for the bar, the dispensary, and drag shows."
That response made my week.
Show threadTy LJun 26
@TheQuinbox This response is similar to mine. If I'm with a religious person, "I don't think Jesus would tell me not to give money," is also a fun conversation closer.
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@sorressean @TheQuinbox Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
Matthew 19:21 is easy enough to remember even for this atheist
Jun 26 at 8:32pmWeb
Show threadTy LJun 26
@cursedsql @TheQuinbox Not that it takes much to find issues with the bible, but by far the most annoying for me are these huge massive churches with millions of dollars in treasure and statues. If the bible is to be believed, Jesus preached from a rock, not from a billion dollar church.