Billionaires are threatening to leave New York if their tax rates go up.

Everyone else in New York:

@theogrin But then other states could follow suit, so they can't escape the tax rates going up. xD

@Alkaris

Oh, they say they're going to Florida, which surely won't result in them getting stabbed in the back and the crotch simultaneously at the earliest possible opportunity.

@theogrin @Alkaris but...that would make "florida man" a hero....seriois dilema that is...