We need another row for Hanlon though
—'s Razor: do not attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence
—'s Gun: any "obviously incompetent" mistake will eventually be made
—'s Fence: warning labels like "DO NOT EAT" are written in blood
@FishNamedDog @kjhealy in defense of the razor and gun, "need no more than one" can be read as remarking that it's possible to stop once satisfied, not demanding singletons
"already being put to use" doesn't have to mean the intended use, and just existing can be creating unseen value somewhere. I imagined accidental environment shaping, like abandoned bunkers becoming habitat for novel fungi or radiation-eating bacteria
Though I admit, both are a reach
I think a more reasonable version of Chesterton's Gun would be more along the lines of: "The purpose of a system is what it does" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_purpose_of_a_system_is_what_it_does )
Corrections:
Wojak's Razor: There are zero trustable entities on 4chan
Wojak's Gun: 4chan leads to mass killings
Wojak's Fence: There's a reason 4chan users don't have girlfriends
@kjhealy clearly we need a website to add all the laws
34: there is already pr0n about this chart