Man on my word
Man on my word
A clogged drain needs to be taken seriously. Not only does it render at least one drain useless, improper de-clogging can lead to the blockage simply moving further down the plumbing system, and that can cause even more issues.
Plumbing is not a joke. Be up front with your sexual desires.
Checks inside the toolbox
“This… isn’t a screwdriver.” click vibrating sounds
A girl asked me to fix her vacuum.
I couldn’t figure out how to fix the Spinny brush, my vaccuums Spinny brush also doesn’t work. Those thing are a nightmare.
Didn’t fix her vacuum but we did have sex for like a year after that.
Clogs usually need to be cleared out with more than lye, they need physical agitation with an augur.
If you’re asking for sex, you will do everyone a favor by asking for sex as opposed to “laying pipe” because I will go and buy a lot of PVC and drywall.
“Lemme guess: He fixes the pipes?”
“Don’t be fatuous, Jeffery.”
Look, as long as I have time to clean up afterwards there’s no shame in her asking for help and then adding on something extra if she’s feeling it. I will always do what I promised to do and anything more is, well, more.
Besides, showing up without tools and expecting sex is fucking weird and fixing someone’s stuff out of the kindness of your heart is rewarding no matter how the evening turns out.