@tripplehelix @sotolf

My phone and middle-aged eyes conspired against me. :P

@rl_dane @tripplehelix I preferred the dong, very disappointed now.

@sotolf @tripplehelix

Well, dong-disappointment is very common in men, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Media is always giving unrealistic expectations.

@rl_dane @tripplehelix I just don't understand why you had to dedong us :/

@sotolf @tripplehelix

I promise you that's something I will never do.

Even the thought makes me uncomfortable. Savagery.

@rl_dane @sotolf @tripplehelix

…what the heck is this thread I walked into

@amin @sotolf @tripplehelix

I don't know, but please tag me when you find the offramp.

@sotolf @amin @tripplehelix

I think you'd definitely be the kind of guy to set my phone's autocorrect to do "don't" -> "dong." ;)

@rl_dane @amin @tripplehelix Oooh, if I only had the power :D I dong have autocorrect, it frustrates me too much with how it makes almost sensical stuff, but it isn't what I meant.