R.L. Dane 
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My phone and middle-aged eyes conspired against me. :P
sotolf@rl_dane @tripplehelix I preferred the dong, very disappointed now.
Well, dong-disappointment is very common in men, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Media is always giving unrealistic expectations.
@rl_dane @tripplehelix I just don't understand why you had to dedong us :/
I promise you that's something I will never do.
Even the thought makes me uncomfortable. Savagery.
Amin Hollon 🏳@rl_dane @sotolf @tripplehelix
…what the heck is this thread I walked into
I don't know, but please tag me when you find the offramp.
I think you'd definitely be the kind of guy to set my phone's autocorrect to do "don't" -> "dong." ;)
@rl_dane @amin @tripplehelix Oooh, if I only had the power :D I dong have autocorrect, it frustrates me too much with how it makes almost sensical stuff, but it isn't what I meant.