Behold the Tump T1 Mobile.
@MostlyHarmless Babe, wake up, rebadged phone just dropped
@MostlyHarmless That's got to be the Trumpiest origin label ever concocted.
@12thRITS @MostlyHarmless
(Unboxing the new Trump phone)
*Fully charged
*Switch - ON
*Welcome screen:
HELLO CAPITALIST RUNNING DOG