♬ Whisper in my ear "Mon Capitaine" and I... ♬

https://lemmy.world/post/31921153

Kirk: “We’re here to explore, but be ready for a fight.”

Picard: “We’re here to explore, no fighting.”

Sisko: “We’re here to fight, and if there’s nothing to fight we’ll do some exploring.”

Janeway: “SHOOT ANYTHING THAT MOVES!”

Incorrect. Janeway already shot it all, and is now resting comfortably while sipping gulping coffee ☕ en route to the next slaughter field no that's actually what I meant yeah 👍.
“Take us up to warp 11, I’m feeling randy.”

Which crew wins in a rumble?

I’d put my money on tng

In brute strength, it’s Voyager. A Vulcan, a Borg, and a hologram. Done. But then, of course, Mr. Diplomat Picard would be the one to rationalize the whole mess.

TNG got a Klingon and an Android. And they could release Moriarty.
DS9 has a changeling, a genetically enhanced human, a spy, a terrorist freedom fighter, and an irishman that can suffer through anything. Also they could release Vic to fight Moriarty (he won’t win but at least he’ll keep Moriarty busy for a little while).

Meanwhile, Kirk…

Watch out for the double fist punch!

And the dreaded drop-kick!

Now this conversation is the good stuff!
Why are the TNG uniforms monochromatic?

Late era DS9 issue.