Abolish landlords
Like wtf do you mean we won’t be able to let our cats out on the balcony anymore because one neighbor complained that the safety net ✨doesn’t match the aesthetics of the building ✨

@malfynnction Lebensqualität von Mensch und Katz vs. seltsames Ästhetikgefühl einer komischen Mehrheitsgesellschaft?

Soooo die schwere Entscheidung! Bauh, wofür sollte man sich da bloß entscheiden? Das ist ja beides soooo wichtig!!!1!ELF

@malfynnction Tine to build a "more aesthetically matching" version that looks thrice as intimidating?
@flauschable I don't even know what would be more aesthetic than a thin net you can barely even see from the street. A brick wall??