OsmoseIt's good that I don't post on LinkedIn because I'd be putting shit up like "5 things your incident post mortems could learn from SCP Wiki" or "How Adderall made me a better Staff Engineer (even though I don't have ADHD)" or "Peer Reviews from Shadow the Hedgehog"
"What is 'forcefemme' and how can it fix my software supply chain?"
Once I get tired of parody I'd just start posting videos of Paul Graham and Garry Tan stills with hour long laugh tracks and occasional fart noises
DHTML tutorial but 3 mins in I get a notification about my competitor being acqihired by OpenAI and I have a 15 minute meltdown
10 minutes (fake, simulated) LLM prompting to generate the perfect Zoom background to hide the piles of trash and pee bottles only to join a standup and immediately get reprimanded for not updating my Jira tickets
Busted by the FBI for pretending to be a tech employee in meetings for some North Korean remote worker scam but when I show them my chat logs with my foreign handler they realize I've just been roleplaying with ChatGPT the entire time
Warning people about how I fell for an advance-fee scam where someone pretended to be Scott Alexander partnering with Alcor to sell an effective altruism investment fund intended to cover cryogenic freezing for the Forbes 30 under 30 for the next 30 years so that we don't lose their genius
mx trouble
The Shaking Earth
Asta [AMP]@Osmose "can't afford to hire a trans furry to secure your network? make one!"
Freya (it/its)𒀭𒈹𒍠𒊩@Osmose answer: by creating more nerdy coders with a terrifying knowledge of Rust