Ugh, I'm at this weird intersection of running a home network that is so beefy that most people would consider it cloud-scale, but cloud hardware is too much of a pain for me...

"Yes, please give me a router with two 25Gbit SFP+ and four 10Gbit RJ45 ports, but let me install Linux on it so I'm not tied to the vendor's support window, and also make it fan-less, I'm thinking an arm64 board should be nice for that?"