do not under any circumstances give a librarian your true name, accept a gift from it (especially food or drink) and for god's sake never stray from the path in a library.

@JenYetAgain

Even if you follow all the rules, you may find that after spending two hours in the library months have passed on the outside.

The same for Wikipedia, or more so.

In no case should you access Wikipedia while in a library.

@glc @JenYetAgain Especially because librarians who see you using Wikipedia will harangue you about not quoting or citing it directly but instead to use its source material to learn more, then cite. (Truth from retired reference librarian, but shh, don’t tell anyone, we’re terr0rists now)