@FoxesInLove oooh, shiny thing, must have it.

@FoxesInLove

Must be a bogan Australian Magpie.

@FoxesInLove The police report got to be crazy.

"Hello Police? A magpie hotwired and stole my ca- h-hello?!"

@andre_601 @FoxesInLove

Australian police: Right, sir. Count yourself lucky, you've still got your eyes.