LaffySecretary of Ignorance
Via Leah McElrath:
The Department of Energy does NOT drill for oil. One would expect its secretary, the White House, and the president to know that.
PedestrianError 
@GottaLaff And if the department of energy did drill for oil itself on behalf of the country instead of paving the way for capitalists to do it and hoard the profits, wouldn't that be... socialism?