Frah-g-lay… It must be Italian!
“It’s a prestigious award.”

https://youtu.be/F-Vz67p5kLQ

I take it as a personal affront that there are grown adults who are ignorant of their own cultural heritage.

A Christmas Story: The Leg Lamp is Delivered (Clip) | TBS

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As someone who grew up in the exact window of dysfunction that makes the movie relatable but not triggering, I agree.
I too, take it as a personal affront that there are grown adults who are not American.
You’re going to attract a lot of moths with this post.

YOU USED UP ALL THE GLUE ON PURPOSE!

NOT A FINGA!

My mom has a smaller version of that lamp. It is a cherished curio.
Username checks out.

Best Christmas gift I ever got my dad. He’s a huge Christmas Story fan. It came in a big crate filled with straw and everything, with “HIS END UP” and “FRAGILE” printed on the side. I think it’s a little smaller than the official one, but still pretty big.

He puts it in the front window of his house every year.