deraffe
int*domi;*domi=0it lives! 
JVM in Bash
for now it only has ~5 opcodes implemented, and one virtual method (println). So this is literally the minimal amount of Stuff to get a hello world working
next up, conditionals?
for all the “yeah sure” people, code here
Wolf480pl
CxByte
Haelwenn /элвэн/ 
@domi Almost wish it would be POSIX / Korn Shell because it would be a completely ridiculous way to bootstrap OpenJDK from source…
@lanodan i’m using a self-made library for most accesses, so it wouldn’t be that much work to backport it afterwards… for now i’m gonna work on more opcodes tho :)
Sertonix@sertonix @domi Yeah, I don't think everything added into POSIX is checked against *all* implementations, there's too many of them (and some are either proprietary or OS-dependent).
At least participation is open so implementers can chime in, and usually they do.
Plus well few like dash usually aren't worth checking out due to them trying to avoid extending on POSIX (which can be rather annoying, like dash badly needs a release now that POSIX.1-2024 is out).
And BusyBox… quite few times it doesn't even meets the baseline of prior POSIX releases or stuff that was common in say both SVR4 and 4.4BSD.
At least participation is open so implementers can chime in, and usually they do.
Plus well few like dash usually aren't worth checking out due to them trying to avoid extending on POSIX (which can be rather annoying, like dash badly needs a release now that POSIX.1-2024 is out).
And BusyBox… quite few times it doesn't even meets the baseline of prior POSIX releases or stuff that was common in say both SVR4 and 4.4BSD.
waldi@waldi enable javascript or set the cookie LANG to any value
will modify to not require JS at some point, didn’t have time
André, R.I.P. Natenom 🕯️🖤
lunchy
Dmitry Tantsur@creepy_owlet @lunch yeah just don't check it. it's in chapter 4 (JVM) part 2.1.37 Suspension of Disbelief
J.V.B.
ari 
@ar a *lot* of extra code glue would be required, I don't think I have enough time 
but I definitely want to go a bit further with this :3
but I definitely want to go a bit further with this :3
Merlin (Resident Cloud)
Tofu 
Jeder 
0x4d6165 (Mae or Julie)@domi fedi is the last refuge of people doing fun weird computer stuff
jn RA, RB (primary opcode 31)@domi new hello world string just dropped
Rudimentary Pancake Assembler@domi Hold my beer imma make it work on embedded python.
lynn@domi does that footer actually work? i would have expected a lot of scrapers from china to be state owned and could bypass firewall restrictions.
@domi uh i meant on your git.. i meant to reply to the one where you link it. this is cool btw
@lynn uncertain, but i keep it there for funsies
altho the cookie thing DOES keep the spammers out (i serve a static page that sets a cookie and refreshes, then nginx lets agents with that cookie through)
altho the cookie thing DOES keep the spammers out (i serve a static page that sets a cookie and refreshes, then nginx lets agents with that cookie through)
map $cookie_lang $limit {
"" "";
default "ok";
}
map $http_user_agent $what {
"~git/.*" "ok";
"~[Gg]o-http-client.*" "ok";
default $limit;
}
then inside server directive
if ($what != "ok") {
rewrite ^ /nope.htm break;
}
location /nope.htm {
root /var/lib/forgejo/webroot;
}
and the file itself
<!DOCTYPE html><html><head><meta charset='utf-8'></head><body>if you're seeing this, your browser may be rejecting cookies.<br><br>if this persist, contact scrape@sdomi.pl<script>document.cookie='lang=en-US; path=/';window.setTimeout(()=>window.location.reload(), 150);</script></body>
FYI: you can do this without JS, and I plan to rewrite mine to just show this page, set a cookie, do a refresh through meta, done.
tusharhero@domi I kneel.
amy@domi@donotsta.re i fear what you have planned for the function ops
Multi :companion_cube:@domi hey, congrats!! :3
natalie[ee]@domi oh what the fuck
4censord 
Dusk 
Three LLMs in a Trenchcoat@domi the easiest way is just writing an AVR emulator in bash with virtual SRAM attached via I/O pins, then writing an x86 or RISC-V emulator and compiling to AVR, then using OpenJDK...
(finally, speed measured in 'seconds per instruction')
(finally, speed measured in 'seconds per instruction')
Myza Nil Red@domi This is exactly the sort of utter, chaotic nonsense that I love seeing.
I approve.
HyperSoop 
@domi minecraft in bash when 
Christoph