Jennifer 🍄do not under any circumstances give a librarian your true name, accept a gift from it (especially food or drink) and for god's sake never stray from the path in a library.
Martin's pipe dreams@JenYetAgain You might get trapped in L-Space where all libraries in space and time are connected and get eaten by bookworms or attacked by a thesaurus.
All those words bend time and space because knowledge is power. You can trust the Orangutan though.
He knows the way and always has a friendly "Ugh" for you. As long as you don't call him the M-Word that is.
All the props to Terry Pratchett and the keeper of his legacy @rhipratchett