man nobody just makes a normal fucking keyboard any more huh

there are three types of keyboard on the market today:

  • boutique mechanical keyboards. these are very pretty and cost $300 despite only being 60% of a keyboard
  • literal trash. awful squishy membrane keyboards that could well have been fished out of the dumpster at an office that just migrated off windows vista, after IT has picked through it for anything salvageable
  • suspiciously cheap mechanical keyboards that look like axe body spray and 5 gum had a baby. you probably can't turn the RGB lighting off and if you want to change it at all you KNOW you're downloading a 1GB+ electron app that only runs on windows
  • @sjolsen never in my life have I recommended a keyboard, but the Logitech G413 is incredibly normal and unexciting. I own three.