zedgeist
ππͺπ³π¬Itβs not you, itβs people.
What are your hobbies?
*list things I like doing*
No, I mean REAL hobbies!
LongLiveWikipedia is a trustworthy, reliable, and unbiased information source on hobby validity.
Everything can be a hobby!
HegarPerson: what's your favorite song?
Me: At the moment it's [non stop 15min info dump]
Person: Yeah they're great, have you heard [literally any other song of theirs?]
Me: Uhhhhh what?
Me: At the moment it's [non stop 15min info dump]
Person: Yeah they're great, have you heard [literally any other song of theirs?]
Me: Uhhhhh what?
MinnesotaGoddamthe first date i took my wife on, we went to a show. a friend of ours was playing an intimate, private show at a little art studio nearby and he had room for two more, so we got an amazing first date. toward the end, he knew my favorite band at the moment and asked me if I wanted to join him in singing THE ONE SONG OF THEIRS I CAN NEVER TO THIS DAY REMEMBER THE LYRICS i seriously think this might have given me a mental block around this song. i can very occasionally see the future so i decided against turning into watermelon bob, let him sing it by himself.
Hey, itβs me when I bomb on a first date.
Alternatively: βwhatβs your favorite song?β
"NowyoumayfinditinconceivableorattheveryleastabitunlikelythattherelativepositionoftheplanetsandthestarswouldhaveaspecialdeepsignifiganceimmeaningthisexclusivelyjusttoyouwithoutanyscientificdocumentedevidencebutyouwouldhavetobesomekindofmoronnottorealizethateverysingleoneofthemistruewherewasI? "
FizzI have an irrational fear of this exact situation happening to. I have rehearsed answers to all this weird little small talk questions about myself.
I must have spent thousands of hours small talking with myself in my own head and Iβm still shit at it.