did not expect a necrophagists reference today
I love Necrophahist!
I used to have Stabwound as my alarm sound. That was always a lovely and startling way to wake up.
We are on the brink of WWIII and I’m worrying about gaining weight. Fuck it, I’m having that pizza.

Chat is this real?

Edit: apparently this joke isn’t hitting. Not gonna change it.

Yeessssss downvotes, give into the hate!

this is not a live stream, you are not on twitch, we’ve been begging you to wake up for months now, w a k e u p
Today is the 20th, and don’t remember anything of note happening a few days ago…
Y’all perverts secretly wishing the apocalypse
All hail the blood of Satan etc etc.
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