PugJesus
dustycupsIf that cat could read it wouldn’t give one fat fuck.
Would meow/asking for food. :)
Ex NummisThis guy cats.
Not giving a single fuck is one of their most defining features. And one I admire greatly.
If it could read, it would say the same about owner.
Me: “You’re a fatty fat fat mean fat cat.”
Cat: “No shit, Captain Obvious. Now why haven’t you brought me my noms yet?”
“aren’t you upset?”
“I’m always upset. where’s my fucking food you sphinxian monkey”
cats would be PISSED to learn that we can lie and they can’t
BlueFootedPeteyCants can’t lie? Bullshit. What are they, aliens from a China Melville novel?
Seriously though, is that a thing?
The cat is owning it, as a warning
FilthyShroomsIt wouldn’t matter because the fatty fat cat who’s mean is already upset
xilophor
OwlThat’s very mean
I truly feel bad for the cat
I don’t understand; why wouldn’t the cat just agree and not give a fuck?