@beep It's an appropriate reaction because you know for a fact that they're all quietly messaging each other like "did you see what he did"

@beep What a shame. It's very important to get the detials correct.

@beep "no, that wasn't a typo! I mean I dislike most lighting, but when you hang it from the ceiling? psh, disgusting"

@beep the irony is strong enough they might assume you're trolling and thus give you a pass

@beep If your experience is anything like mine, tonight at 3AM is a small problem compared to your (my) idiot brain reminding you (me) that you (I) did this every time you think about anyone in that room for the next $age years—maybe even decades after they’ve all forgotten. 😴