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Lemmy

How convenient the DM’s sister had one!
… even though he lives alone!
Well he has a roommate
And what if the DM is a woman?
Bad dungeons and bad dragons
I forgot my minis for a session one day, but remembered to bring the Werther’s originals. So we used soda tabs, beer caps, and Werther’s for minis that day.

Honestly, this is more OG than most people realize. You’re doing it right.

Coins, and even dice work in a pinch too.

I only have like 10 minis and the party I DM for is 5 people, so I use a lot of random stuff as minis. I’m slowly building a collection, but it’s expensive lol

As a totally cheap-ass DM, my recommendation is to find some printable DnD tokens that you like and glue them to things like bottle-caps, or small round bits of wood (like chunks off of a dowel from the hardware store). There are a bunch around. If you want to splurge, take the bits you want somewhere you can pay for a quality color printout.

Personally, I’m a fan of these generic tokens. They’re useful for every encounter: www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-p…

I glued these to some sculpey discs of the same color. I also used transparent binder sleeves for HP tracker sheets, so I could use dry-erase marker. Lastly, my battle map was a large (but cheap) poster frame with 1" grid paper inside^1^. This let me use those dry-erase markers to draw terrain.

  • For more thrift, some wrapping paper brands print a barely visible 1" grid on the backside. Some quality time with a ruler and pen can turn that into something useful.
  • You can also do Lego minifigs if you don’t mind paying shipping. They’re super cheap from places like Bricklink and you can get a lot of different designs pretty easy.

    In many cases you don’t need mini at all, it’s rpg not a miniature game.

    No mini nor battlemap gives more freedom to everyone (at the price of less tactical depth), and if you need a view on the situation, a whiteboard with a sketch + cross/letter does can bring you pretty far

    you may want to add in the source. the individual who posted the original is hilarious.
    i think it was posted by this instagram user www.instagram.com/chafingarmor i donti know anything about the person tho, it was recomended by the algorithm and can’t find the exact post again sry, they seem to be posting a lot
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    You can guess the usage by the wear pattern in the suction cups.
    Username checks out
    Hopefully not… Otherwise someone is literally boofing microplastics.

    bad-dragon.com/products/ika

    The extra large is $220, but there are more affordable options if you’re willing to go smaller.

    Ika® Fantasy Dildo | Bad Dragon

    Ika® is a tentacle dildo designed for g-spot and p-spot stimulation with suckers, and a gradually widening, curved shaft.

    Why do you know this?
    I was just messing around with the customizations, I didn’t actually buy one. The fuckable sand worm though…
    Ledo® | Bad Dragon

    Ledo® is a science fiction-inspired masturbator sex toy with a unique design and a stimulating core.

    What the fuck
    I know right? What a rip off, it doesn’t even come with popcorn.
    wait till you see their april fools promotion from this year.
    Because they clicked on the website and checked
    It’s actually this one: bad-dragon.com/products/tako
    Tako® | Bad Dragon

    Tako® the Tentacle is a dildo with a subtle texture, a spade-shaped tip, and an increasingly girthy shaft covered in pleasurable suckers.

    You’ve got a good eye for tentacle dildos.
    Just from DMing perspective I feel this when my players decide to fight a NPC they weren’t supposed to fight at a level I don’t have a block for lol. “Well your options are cr3 and cr10 and you’re level 7 so…10 it is and imma just shave some stuff off while hoping for the best” lol. Shout-out to every time my party says they’re looking for shady people to circumvent the legal way to do something then balk when the pricetag isn’t a handshake and an IOU their reputation proceeds them will never be collected.
    The joke is that’s a dildo
    Yep and CR10 when you’re level 7 and decided to fuck around is also a proverbial dildo
    DM really bringing atmosphere to new heights. Can even smell the ocean.
    Let’s see what Mage Hand does on this boyo