The Picard ManeuverAnother productive meeting
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 How’s Eternal Death Slayer 3 coming along, JP?
otacon239Do you like my music?
You would if you had ROBOT EARS
Mmmm beeb boop please sit on my face mmmm
Im thinking about getting robot legs. Its a risky procedure
Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.
Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
HappySkullsplitterThe toilet paper is loaded backwards
Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
Excuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?
The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
What did you just say about the interrobang‽
LilB0kChoyWhat’s an interrobang‽
Seeker of Carcosa
Venus_Ziegenfalleif not cat owner
Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn’t keep unrolling if they pull on it
As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
That would not stop a cat
Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
nexguySo it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
RobotZap10000ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.
MinnesotaGoddamnone of these there’s not enough crying
rovingnothing29The toilet paper is correctly installed
MissJinxthis does no look confortable
If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord
Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?
Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse
FaridElectromagnets engage when you release the mouse.
I think it’s a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong
ahornsirupCongratulations, you made it worse.
Indeed even worst
A bonus is you can invite your dental hygienist over and have your teeth cleaned while you work
chokes to death on coffee
RedPostItNoteDoes by monitor to face
At least he died doing what he loved. Being in a Teams call about interdepartmental efficiencies.
“Sorry, I didn’t see him”
Doubles as a hospital baby delivery bed, so you can work through labor.
Oh America, what will you think up next?
I would just fall asleep
Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don’t use my cam for meetings.
looks like it would also be a hell of a standing desk. and on wheels?
I would say it in Stephen Hawking’s voice.
HotsauceHurricane100% my S/O’s goals
Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome
Combining “company quarterly review” with “dental cleaning”, while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that’s right up there with “nuts and gum”. Sounds great until you think it through a bit.
Skullgrid“nuts and gum”
together at last!
SoleInvictusPut a big hole in that incline and your proctologist can do their thing too!
That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it’s 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.
But, what I’m curious about… how is this a “shoes on” occasion?
Work dress code.
Hehe, fair.
When I see this I think of the week I worked flat on my back with sciatica. It was literally a pain my neck as I turned my head sideways to look a laptop on the side on the floor.
So I see a guy with bad sciatica, but a more comfortable work setup.
I don’t think people realise that these setups (less exaggerated) are usually for disabled or chronically ill people unable to sit up.
So me on a Wednesday morning after a questionable amount of moonshine the night before?
For some chronic illnesses. Yeah. But imagine that for life. And that’s the best you feel. It can get worse. Sometimes for long periods, you don’t know if you will get back even to the that “shitty best you feel”. And even at your best, you barely feel a fraction as good as a healthy person.
You don’t get to feel okay your birthday, or on christmas, or when you need to do something special. You just feel ill, like a bad hangover or bad flu, in perpetuity.
That’s the reality for a lot of severe chronic illnesses.
That’s me today! I’m playing my favorite game: chronic illness or acute illness?
WeirdGoesProWhy isn’t this the standard?
Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.
Magnetic mouse?
A trackball mouse attached to the desk is the obvious solution.