đčEarly to RISA đ§Anon has fries
jqubedFries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries wouldâve improved anonâs likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.
ssÉqÉŻnáĄNah, she gets get her own fries!
mardukHaha, dumbass! Youâre great đđ»
You're not getting my fries!
can I have some?
Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!
oce đIs that worth losing fries?
[deleted] in lemmyWhy risk anons virginity like that?
No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted builds character, he did her a favour!
Plus those are MY fries until weâre an item! You can have half of my burger, thoughâŠ
But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend thatâs ânot hungryâ till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And youâre like âhowâs ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?â
Itâs missing a word, but if you know the reference, youâre hearing the whole quote lol
A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.
Anon wouldnât have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.
Yea, see seemed to be very manipulative towards anon. She probably does this to a lot of guys and seems to get away with it. That or she could smell the desperate virgin on him and take advantage of that fact.
HM King Charles III DG FDFake: Girl is interested in anon
Gay: Anon isnât interested in girl
The prophecy
Girl is interested in fries.
This is the one lmao
southsamuraiNever fall prey to the bait!
This is fineđ„đ¶âđ„Gotta try friesmaxxing
Itâs a tarp!
Avicennait is a kidney tarp! I mean tart, do you want a kidney tart?
Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.
It would been that meme where the
top panel: guy has fries
Bottom panel: eww hr he has no fries
TattorackJust because youâre horny, doesnât mean Iâm horny. I just bought food. Iâm hungry, not horny.
Hi hungry, Iâm horny
hi alt, Iâm cottage-core
HansaeWtf js cottgage xore
Good on you, Anon. She was obviously drunk and would be unable to consent.
Who knows, maybe she has high blood pressure and canât properly consent to the fries.
Girl only wants one thing, and itâs disgusting!
Well theyâre McDonaldâs fries so you can definately do worse.
McDonaldâs fries are quite literally the saddest excuse for fries, what are you talking about?
kittenzrulz123Fake: this didnât happen
Gay: annon doesnât hang out with women
Yeah youâre not touching the fries before touching genitals, just saying.
Honestly, Iâd probably find the situation equally weird myself. Go away, Iâm hungry.